the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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