nut hugger
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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