Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
one might say we're banned from that church
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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