She is in my trunk
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Just cropdusted the office
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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