Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
