I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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