Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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