this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Enjoy the penises
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