I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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