he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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