did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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