physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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