No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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