dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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