You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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