Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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