you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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