butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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