Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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