FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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