Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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