we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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