Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
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