i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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