do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
