Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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