dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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