Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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