i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
