another moral hangover. fuck.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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