i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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