Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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