her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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