Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I cannot find my penis.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
