i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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