wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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