You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
When did we convert life to cartoon?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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