you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
