It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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