dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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