No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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