Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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