I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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