Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize
