hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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