the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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