i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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