no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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