similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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