uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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