he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I know her cup size but not her name....
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