The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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