so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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