Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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