We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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