i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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